yep. im starting my own political party. its pretty underground at the moment and stuff and its manifesto need a bit of work on. but just your wait. it will be really big and popular and shit some day so keep your eyes open. and its a new ideology (kind of) that everyone can relate to. JUP stands for Jedis united party. its not massivley or moderatly left or right wing. its the whole fucking bird. with a beak and a tail and everything.
here some of the main policys.
Health: health care will be taken away. there will be doctors for the moderatly sick and stuff cos you always see that on star wars but as a jedi we believe that dying is not a bad thing and that you become one with the force and then come back and follow people round and talk in there ears and stuff so if u get hit by a truck we will held by a weeping companinion till you become one witht he force and then theyll all be like nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!. pretty sweet. i no.
Education: also get ride of the current educational system. instead of schools we will set up temples were young people can go to be trained in the ways of the force. this means that there will be no more reading and writing and spelling and no more writen exams unless you chose that path and stuff. most exams will be practicle and train them to become a functioning member of jedi society.
Defence: we will not be just defenders of our ways of life but like we do currently we will interefere in the ways of other people affairs in a sort of peace keeping way. with lightsabers and stuff. our try cause will be to find and destory the dark side.
ill add to this.
comment below or somethign if you want to join this party. i think i might let the first few members be free which is pretty sweet.
may the force be with you
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